The wife wasn't feeling too well these past week. To give her a break we had dinner at McDonald's. She ordered an apple pie for herself as a little treat but the kids both wanted a piece of it.
Jokingly my wife warned them. "You're going to catch my germs if you share this with me", she said.
Right away the girl answered back, "If we eat it first, then we won't get your germs!"
We had laugh and we ended up getting them an apple pie just for them. We know we can't pull a fast one on them anymore!